

Introduction
I design and build software, and my wife is a kindergarten teacher. Join us as we talk about parenting, our careers, and whatever else goes on in our very busy, but very rewarding life.
Latest Episodes
People Still Hold Balls
Another doozy of a week. In this episode, to kick things off Ali chooses violence and we breakdown our latest family vacation. From laughing at how every week feels li...
Guess Who's Back...Not Summer Ali
Summer break is over and Season 2 is here! We are so pumped to back on the mics as we dive into a whole new year of fun and crazy in the King house. But first, what ha...
Trouble Comes In Threes
Eye stickers, scorpion stings, and a three-year-old's bear-induced meltdown? Sounds like just another family vacation for Will and Ali. In this episode everything went...
She Shouldn't Have Camera Access
Will heads to San Francisco while Ali gets stuck holding down the fort on Father's Day with three kids. Speaking of Father's Day Will talks about the greatest gift of ...
She Doesn't Understand Robbery
A company acquisition, toothpaste as paint remover, and Wilson asking why daddy's arm has a beard—all while Will doubles down on the worst parenting decision involving...